Her-Ass-Meant-to-Holla-Back.

"What up ma'."    "looking good honey."

"God bless ya'."     "wanna talk to me?"

Yo' Head turner, lemme walk with you?

Are you deaf lady, can't you hear this wolf whistle?

It means my pure intentions begin with a willingness to conversate,

means you've met my lofty standards, means you should be feeling great.

means I've paid you attention now kindly pay it back.

cos no return on this investment really would be wack.

I mean,

You should see all of the women I let by!

display your Joy of being chosen by way of reply.

Do you not see this chance that i've just given you?

....saving you from loneliness and ridicule.

huh?

You could be above, besides, perhaps below me.
You could be my love, my wife, just get to know me.
You should be aware, my intentions are sincere
you should stop and give me your time. nothings to fear.

Cancel your plans, meet my unselfish demands.
If you have a man, I guess that I understand.
but even in this case, unless your headed to his place
Listen to this pitch I make, to try to take his place.

Don't be offended, afraid, apprehended, harassed.
feel befriended, coveted and complemented, K lass?
This cat call is displaying how emphatic your attraction is
so please don't get all panicked and dramatically feminist.

Just Give me your number you rude, up your self Fitch,
You're not even that pretty, and your attitude stinks.
I bet you'll end up desperate, middle aged and on your own.
As if, id even call you, i'd delete you from my phone.

so run along, with your attention seeking attire.
Why dress up nice, if you don't want me to admire?
using me to boost the self esteem you clearly lack
And if it's so offensive why not cat call back?

Holler Back?!?

Pretty Girls Dump.

Pretty girls take dumps too. 
That's worth thinking about for when she dumps you,
Rejects, disrespects or straight thumps you,
With that dismissive attitude that affronts you. 

They don't exist to get run through,
Matter fact, understand they get runs too,
Real runs, real bad, well they must do
Cos as far as I'm aware they've got guts too!

Ask one. If you got the guts to.

And cute girls fart.
smells like the beans too good for their heart,
Sell you a dream like the song from the charts.
Caroline... roses....  by Outkasts.
see the stink make you think, reevaluate the beauty.,
Think a different thing when considering the booty...
could you believe, its sole purpose ain't to twerk, 'put in work' no its got a different duty.

And pretty girls think too
Got goals, thoughts, fears and a chink too,
Got aims, hopes, joys and ambition,
Perhaps, pains, woes, ploys and affliction. 
They got the right to have none of the above.
the right to fall out. The right to fall in love. 
The might to carry on, but then they might not
Either way they're taking dumps. Regardless if they're hot.

So,

Shout out to the pretty girls,
Who had the wool pulled over all across the world. 
In every town, in every village, every city
All believing that you all were just pretty.
if I can get the truth out though its obscene,
You take dumps making you another human being,
And to give this a twist unexpected
Prettiness is thing that's projected,
So If you think its all fresh with the 'unpretty'
Like this poem I guess you are ummm, Silly. 
Beauty lives in the eye of the beholder. 
So she too uses the loo roll holder.

she takes dumps too.