"God bless ya'." "wanna talk to me?"
Yo' Head turner, lemme walk with you?
Are you deaf lady, can't you hear this wolf whistle?
It means my pure intentions begin with a willingness to conversate,
means you've met my lofty standards, means you should be feeling great.
means I've paid you attention now kindly pay it back.
cos no return on this investment really would be wack.
I mean,
You should see all of the women I let by!
display your Joy of being chosen by way of reply.
Do you not see this chance that i've just given you?
....saving you from loneliness and ridicule.
huh?
You could be above, besides, perhaps below me.
You could be my love, my wife, just get to know me.
You should be aware, my intentions are sincere
you should stop and give me your time. nothings to fear.
Cancel your plans, meet my unselfish demands.
If you have a man, I guess that I understand.
but even in this case, unless your headed to his place
Listen to this pitch I make, to try to take his place.
Don't be offended, afraid, apprehended, harassed.
feel befriended, coveted and complemented, K lass?
This cat call is displaying how emphatic your attraction is
so please don't get all panicked and dramatically feminist.
Just Give me your number you rude, up your self Fitch,
You're not even that pretty, and your attitude stinks.
I bet you'll end up desperate, middle aged and on your own.
As if, id even call you, i'd delete you from my phone.
so run along, with your attention seeking attire.
Why dress up nice, if you don't want me to admire?
using me to boost the self esteem you clearly lack
And if it's so offensive why not cat call back?
Holler Back?!?
huh?
You could be above, besides, perhaps below me.
You could be my love, my wife, just get to know me.
You should be aware, my intentions are sincere
you should stop and give me your time. nothings to fear.
Cancel your plans, meet my unselfish demands.
If you have a man, I guess that I understand.
but even in this case, unless your headed to his place
Listen to this pitch I make, to try to take his place.
Don't be offended, afraid, apprehended, harassed.
feel befriended, coveted and complemented, K lass?
This cat call is displaying how emphatic your attraction is
so please don't get all panicked and dramatically feminist.
Just Give me your number you rude, up your self Fitch,
You're not even that pretty, and your attitude stinks.
I bet you'll end up desperate, middle aged and on your own.
As if, id even call you, i'd delete you from my phone.
so run along, with your attention seeking attire.
Why dress up nice, if you don't want me to admire?
using me to boost the self esteem you clearly lack
And if it's so offensive why not cat call back?
Holler Back?!?
Love this
ReplyDelete